A tasty selection of funny food jokes for you to sink your teeth into! Wrap your tongue around the best food jokes here…

What is a Creeper’s favourite food?What is a Creeper’s favourite food?

What’s the best salad to serve on Guy Fawkes’ Night?What’s the best salad to serve on Guy Fawkes’ Night?

How many apples grow on a tree?How many apples grow on a tree?

Why did the banana go to the hospital?Why did the banana go to the hospital?

It wasn’t peeling well!It wasn’t peeling well!

What’s the best kind of cheese to use to disguise a small horse?What’s the best kind of cheese to use to disguise a small horse?

What’s the saddest type of cheese?What’s the saddest type of cheese?

What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?

WHat kind of music does cheese listen to?WHat kind of music does cheese listen to?

In tennis, what do you serve but never eat?In tennis, what do you serve but never eat?

Tennis balls!Tennis balls!

Waiter, what’s your thumb doing on my steak?Waiter, what’s your thumb doing on my steak?

I didn’t want it to fall on the floor again…I didn’t want it to fall on the floor again…

What’s the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?What’s the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?

How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza?How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza?

Deep pan, crisp and even!Deep pan, crisp and even!

Mum’s spaghetti got in the Guinness Book of Records…Mum’s spaghetti got in the Guinness Book of Records…

I hope she cleans the pages!I hope she cleans the pages!

I’m writing a book about banana peels…I’m writing a book about banana peels…

It’s non-friction!It’s non-friction!

Do you want to hear a joke about pizza?Do you want to hear a joke about pizza?

Never mind, it’s too cheesy!Never mind, it’s too cheesy!

What’s a dog’s favourite kind of pizza?What’s a dog’s favourite kind of pizza?

Why did the onion need help?Why did the onion need help?

It was in a pickle!It was in a pickle!

Why did the bread go to the doctor?Why did the bread go to the doctor?

It was feeling crummy!It was feeling crummy!

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice!It ran out of juice!

Why is history like a fruit cake?Why is history like a fruit cake?

It’s full of dates!It’s full of dates!

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