Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious food knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.

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Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Abbott.

Abbott who?

Abbott time to eat isn’t it?

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Abbott.

Abbott who?

Abbott time we eat, isn’t it?

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Abby.

Abby who?

Abby good if you give me a candy.Submitted by: Helena

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Ada.

Ada who?

Ada lot for breakfast and now I’m going to throw up!Submitted by: Luis

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Adam.

Adam who?

Adam fly in my soup.Submitted by: Julieta

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Aida.

Aida who?

Aida lot more than I should have!Submitted by: Anna

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Alba.

Alba who?

Alba in the kitchen if you need me!Submitted by: Leo

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Alva.

Alva who?

Alva nother piece please!Submitted by: Bijou

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Anita.

Anita who?

Anita nother napkin.

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Arthur.

Arthur who?

Arthur any more cookies?

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Bach.

Bach who?

Bach, bach I’m a chicken.Submitted by: Keely

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Banana messages for me?

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Barbie.

Barbie who?

Barbie-qued chicken is ready if you want some!Submitted by: Richard

Knock, knock!

Who’s There?

Barbie.

Barbie who?

Barbie Q Chicken!Submitted by: Ryan

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Bean.

Bean who?

Bean a while since I last saw ya!Submitted by: Carly

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