Can’t See It

Mom: Having trouble with your computer, son? Son: My PC says it can’t see my printer. Mom: I’m not surprised. Look how messy your room is.

When I Was Your Age

Teacher: “When I was of your age, I learned very quickly and was not as slow as you are.” Student: “Wow, you must have had a good teacher then, didn’t you?”

I’m Not the Only One

Teacher: “You are the only one in the entire class who makes so many mistakes in the homework assignment.” Student: “That is not true, I am not the only one. My parents are involved in this as well!”

What Are You Doing?

Husband: “What are you doing?” Wife: “Nothing.” Husband: “Nothing? You’ve been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.” Wife: “I was looking for the expiration date.”

Marriage

Q: Daddy, why are all those cars beeping their horns? A: Because they were just at a wedding. Q: Don’t we beep the horn as a warning signal, Daddy? A: Exactly, son.