An Israeli doctor says…

An Israeli doctor says: “Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in 6 weeks.” A British doctor says: “That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put...

Slept With

An old couple were talking. The wife asked her husband, “How many women have you slept with?” “Only you, Darling,” the man replied proudly. “With all the others I was awake.”

Breakfast

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the ki tchen. “Careful,” he said, “CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You’re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW!...

Waiting for Love

A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, come in on a fairly regular basis. After the second week, he made his move. “No thank you.” she said politely. “This may sound rather odd in this day and age, but I’m keeping myself pure until I...

Hospital Rules

Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student aide, Sam found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn’t need Sam’s help...