The Other Word For Aspirin

My memory is getting so bad, I asked the pharmacist, “Do you have any Acetylsalicylic acid?” “You mean aspirin?” asked the pharmacist. “That’s it! I can never remember that word.”

Lunar Fomo

Q. What did Neil Armstrong say when no one laughed at his moon jokes? A. “I guess you had to be there.”

Run the Reds

An Uber is cruising down a boulevard when it runs a red light. “Hey!” the passenger shouts. “Be careful!” “Don’t worry,” says the driver. “My brother does it all the time.” He barrels through the next red light, and the passenger screams, “Stop doing that!” “I’m...

Honey Pie

After a nice dinner the two couples got up from the table. The ladies went into the kitchen and the men went into the family room. One of the gents said to the other, “I think it is so wonderful how you call your wife, “honey pie” and “sweet...

Mrs. Parks, asked her class

The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, “Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?” No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, “You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that!...