Dog Food Diet (joke) | Top Jokes

Yesterday at Wal-Mart I was buying a large bag of Purina Dog Chow for Athena, the wonder dog. I was in the check-out line when the woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no I didn’t have a dog, but that I was starting the Purina Diet again....

Food Jokes

FOOD JOKES Food quotes “Artichokes … are just plain annoying … After all the trouble you go to, you get about as much actual ‘food’ out of eating an artichoke...

Food Knock Knock Jokes

Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious food knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults. Do you have a funny knock knock joke? Please share!Knock, knock! Who’s there? Abbott. Abbott who? Abbott time to eat isn’t it?Knock,...

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106 Food Jokes – Worst Jokes Ever

If I was an object in this world I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge I will likely shatter and break. If I was a pizza topping I would be pineapple! Because everybody doubts me. I’m a star! Because one of these days I’m going to...