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Teacher's humor/humour presents some funny situation faced by a teacher. Here are some funny teacher day jokes. Teacher's Day is a wonderful opportunity for the students to extend their sincere gratitude to their teachers, for being an influential part of their life....read more
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy...read more
You might be a college student if . . . 1. If you have ever price shopped for Top Ramen, you might be a college student. 2. If you live in a house with three couches, none of which match. 3. If you consider Mac and Cheese a balanced meal. 4. If you have ever written a...read more
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If a student sarcastically jokes about and insinuates about a possible school shooting, can that student be fined or charged with a crime?
Back in the days where the Columbine shooting was new and fresh, I ran with a motley crew of guys… a couple of which wore trench coats. We had about 10 in our group. A couple were skaters, wearing vans and ripped jeans and graphic tees… there was me with my button up,...read more
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Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed. My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite...read more
Father to son after exam: "Let me see your report card." Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."Vote: Joke has 83.17 % from 234 votes. More jokes about: schoolA teenage girl come home from school and asks her mother, "Is it true...read more
TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? PUPIL: A teacher. TEACHER: John, how do you spell â€œcrocodile?â€ JOHN: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-Lâ€ TEACHER: No, thatâ€™s wrong ...read more